As many of you know from my posts on Facebook, Levi and I have a new roommate.
Poor Mike got subjected to some of the questions you guys suggested I ask him for this little impromptu interview. My side of the conversation is in bold.
Skippy is the best peanut butter, right?
(laughter) I actually like Jif. That’s the kind my parents bought when we were little.
You know you have to move out now, right?
Have you been vaccinated against Anthrax?
Anthrax is a pretty good band, so no. Vaccinated against anthrax, is that even a real thing? (no, I have not told him the story yet.)
What’s your all time favorite meal?
Uhhh…my grandma’s lasagna. And everything that’s homemade. Her lasagna, her homemade garlic bread, and her homemade penne. She makes everything from scratch and it’s amazing.
Do you cook?
(makes face) sometimes. I know how to, but I choose not to a lot of times.
Do you homebrew?
Any crappy roommate confessions?
I’ve actually been lucky with roommates. Except when I lived with two girls from Duluth when I lived in Brooklyn Park. One girl was crazy. (Proceeds to tell me the story. Apparently she was cool before they lived together, then turned crazy when she moved in. And she wasn’t clean and had a messy room and caused drama and wore Ugg boots to work all the time with no socks. I don’t think he understood the question was supposed to be about him.)
A team of super heroes posts an ad on Craigslist looking for a 5th man to join their alliance. You respond to the ad because you’re new in town and were genetically modified by mad scientists as a toddler. What is your super power?
That’s pretty creative. (Laughs) That’s the most random question, that’s awesome. And I don’t have a witty answer for it.
My super power is that I’m made out of steel like Juggernaut so I can break through things.
Dude, that’s totally a sidekick superpower.
Totally is, but he’s a badass.
Would you rather have a light saber or a magic wand.
If I had to choose between the two, I would say a light saber. A magic wand is kind of a girl thing.
Harry Potter had a magic wand.
I’ve never seen Harry Potter.
You have to move out.
Supergirl or Wonder Woman?
Wonder Woman because Linda Carter is awesome. Not the new Wonder Woman either. There’s a new one that’s stupid. The original is where it’s at.