My Ass Is Not Hot Enough For These

I know yesterday I posted on Facebook that someone better check out my ass and notice my lack of panty lines to justify the discomfort of wearing my first thong in years. I don’t know if anyone did or not, but by the end of the day, I was feeling better about letting it all hang out. (Not literally, that’s just how it felt.)

When I got home from work, I told Jason about my underwear concerns, and he said he thought they looked cute. So naturally, I decided thong underwear make me a sex goddess and I should go look online to see if I could find something a little more exciting to wear for him.

Chain Panty

I’m officially scared. My ass is not ready for this level of excitement. That’s a chain. In her butt. That’s almost like handcuffs for your cheeks. I’m soooo not ready for those.

Thong

Do they make thongs with training wheels? I think that’s what I need. Something more like this pair. A little lace for fun, but still plenty of coverage.

Yes, I still want coverage. I just don’t want visible panty lines.

Maybe jumping right to EdenFantasys was a bit of a leap on my part. I might need to stick to buying cute lingerie from them. Especially since today, I’m already back in my wide-coverage bikinis.

What kind of underwear do you prefer?

I received a gift card from EdenFantasys.com, which prompted this post. No, I did not buy the chain panties. Those really do scare me.

Comments

  1. That’s a hot ass, and I’m betting that yours would look just as hot lmao! Although, a chain riding my ass (literally), isn’t something I’d be interested in :)
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  2. I wear any and all types! Just find some that are comfortable for you. Shoot, even if they aren’t comfortable, they won’t be on long anyway! Plus if you can handle child birth, you can handle a little chain between the cheeks. Just sayin’
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  3. Shoulda posted a picture of your ass. I see hers all the time in Victoria’s Secret. Not so secret, is it now, Victoria?!
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  4. hanky panky!
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  5. It really depends on my mood and where I’m going to be. I like sexy but comfortable bikini underwear, but I also love thongs, especially when it’s really hot out. They have to be the ones that are really thin though, some of them have to much material “in between” and it makes me feel like there’s something stuck up my butt all the time lol not a pleasant feeling!

  6. I consider boyshorts to be “thong training”, lol. I’m not talking about the ones that look like small versions of men’s boxers. I’m talking about the ones that hug your hips and go up your butt.
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  7. I wore thongs for years and years, but now I like tangas and cheekier styles better–kind of like a boyshort, but the bottom half of the cheek is exposed. I’ve got enough junk in the trunk that a bikini cut just can not contain it all and it ends up being super uncomfortable.

  8. im all about cheekies and boy shorts but love thongs as well

  9. LOL, you are a braver woman than I. I have not been able to wear a thong since I got pregnant with my daughter. I feel bad for my hubby b/c even my sexy stuff still has a granny pantie feel to it! o.O

  10. How did you get a picture of my ass?

    Years ago, Victoria’s Secret sold a similar thong in their stores. It had pearls to go up your crack, rather than a chain. I think I’d prefer the pearls. Knowing my luck, the pearly strap would break and I’d end up with a bead in my butt. And that is why I stick to fabric thongs.
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  11. you would be surprised…that lace waist band helps prevent muffin top.
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  12. I’ve always felt that underwear was a tool of Satan… :p

  13. I have never been able to wear thongs! And I don’t think now is the time to start. Hahah
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  14. Deb Ramirez says:

    Boy shorts! No lines, great coverage, and sexy too!

  15. I have a pair of barely theres.

    My mister saw them and told me, “I know your butt isn’t big, but there’s now way that’s going to cover it.” I winked and told him that it’s not supposed to. He got the drift after that.